Snapchat and Dick Pics

In a social media platform where images, videos, and even chats exchanged through private message disappears seconds after it’s opened, perverts and sexual opportunists roam the SnapChat sphere without shame and inhibition. As much as I wish to say that I have yet to experience this disgusting encounter, that is definitely not the case. Yes. I am not a dick-pic-shoved-into-my-Snapchat virgin… *pause for effect* anymore. Although I am definitely not new to this kind of one-way pleasure in the world of social media, I am still caught off guard and disgustingly shocked EVERY SINGLE TIME.

WARNING!!! BEFORE YOU PROCEED, KNOW THAT (1) THIS BLOG POST CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARING, (2) THE WORDS “DICK” AND “PENIS” APPEARS MORE THAN ONCE, AND (3) THERE MIGHT BE MULTIPLE PICTURES/GIFS OF DICKS JUST BECAUSE. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” and “I told you so,” will be legit and valid defenses that I might use more than once.

I MADE ANOTHER VLOG!

I Made A Vlog!

These Are A Few of My Favorite Things: March Edition

So I thought I should start a monthly favorites series/post  for my blog because everyone on YouTube is doing it and hey, why not? I love watching monthly favorites! And whoever said that humans are a creature of habit clearly DID NOT like change so much.

So here are my favorites for the whole month of March (subject to change in a few weeks or days *heh – heh* because I’m indecisive like that):

Puppy Photo Dump Vol. 1: Late National Puppy Day Post

Who doesn’t like scrolling through pictures of puppies and handsome dogs all day? Nuff said.

Quote Appreciation Vol. 1: From Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers. I believe that, too.

And even if wars didn’t keep coming like glaciers, there would still be plain old death.

Anxiety Report, Vol. 2: A Sense of Impending Doom

Nothing bad ever happens to me, which only means that something really bad is bound to happen soon enough.

Funny how anxiety plays you, takes over your life, renders you catatonic and empties you of energy and motivation. But what’s funnier is anxiety makes you most anxious when nothing bad has happened to you – YET. It’s a stealthy little bitch, it is.

The Eye-Opener

So I stumbled upon this Tumblr post tonight featuring this eye-opening comic…

Taking Comfort In Others’ Demise

Now hold up, this post is not as bad as the title would make you think. I don’t mean laughing my ass off when someone I know from high school suddenly gets bankrupt and fat. Now THAT’s rude. But admit it, you have done this quite a few times depending on how many people you actually secretly or blatantly hate. Kidding aside, what I actually mean by “taking comfort in others’ demise” is when you feel a hundred times better when someone you know is actually in the same boat as you. 

A Crisis Between Ramblings

Where am I in my life right now?