In a social media platform where images, videos, and even chats exchanged through private message disappears seconds after it’s opened, perverts and sexual opportunists roam the SnapChat sphere without shame and inhibition. As much as I wish to say that I have yet to experience this disgusting encounter, that is definitely not the case. Yes. I am not a dick-pic-shoved-into-my-Snapchat virgin… *pause for effect* anymore. Although I am definitely not new to this kind of one-way pleasure in the world of social media, I am still caught off guard and disgustingly shocked EVERY SINGLE TIME.
WARNING!!! BEFORE YOU PROCEED, KNOW THAT (1) THIS BLOG POST CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARING, (2) THE WORDS “DICK” AND “PENIS” APPEARS MORE THAN ONCE, AND (3) THERE MIGHT BE MULTIPLE PICTURES/GIFS OF DICKS JUST BECAUSE. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” and “I told you so,” will be legit and valid defenses that I might use more than once.